Business Casual is the name, controlling my libido is the game. If done well, business casual is the sexiest style of dress there is. The dress shirts with the ties, the slacks(men), the hip hugging pencils skirts, low cut tops, and hella cute pumps.. It's a fucking trap, in my opinion. They say "Ohhhh, you have to wear this and that because regular attire is inappropriate and distracting", but I mean, you tell me what's sexier; a man in his regular khaki shorts, tee shirt, and some tennis shoes- or a man in a dress shirt, slacks, and a tie? Option B, or option B? There's something about a good looking man in a suit that just sends my mind to the dirtiest section of the gutter. It reminds me of success, money, and scandal. Once I throw on my 3 inch heels, I'm automatically 10x more scandalous than I am on an off day. I love it, but it's extremely distracting. My already overactive libido goes freaking nuts if I come across a 9 or 10 at work(although it's not like there's a bunch of those at my place of employment). My mind flashes back to all those hot office scenes either in movies or porn, where the sexy boss calls an employee into the office, and then they just start fucking on the table or something...not that I'd want any of that to happen with my boss. Seriously.
Me + my undying addiction to scandal does not = a wholesome workplace. I may or may not have a few dirty secrets;)
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